May 2013
thispaperheartofmine:
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
^ I think we all know which book wins that award. *cough*TFiOS*cough*
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
school dress codes
girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever
starkidnutty:
Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.
#she looks like she just found a unicorn
bibliobimbo:
in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
babyheroin:
“Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
glitterkhaleesi:
My life is a sleazy musical
“If you’re dating a writer and they don’t write about you — whether it’s good or...”
– Jamie Anne Royce (via drapetomania)
allyson-wonderlnd:
silentlydrawn:
leepaced:
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long
it’s so true it hurts my heart
chickensandwich:
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
the one that they call a queen: amerrybrandybuck:... →
amerrybrandybuck:
Oklahoma City/Norman/Moore area has been hit F4/F5 tornado. 51 have been confirmed killed while there are others believed to still be in the debris. Hundreds have been left homeless.
In case anyone can get to this, information on shelters and churchs that are open can be…
“Every star may be a sun to someone.”
– Carl Sagan (via skeletongarden)
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
colfricans:
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Reasons To Be Happy:
Dead trees still stand and so can you.
You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
“One day your heart will take you to your lover. One day your soul will carry you...”
– Rumi (via 69honeybeez)
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
Watchandrew-michael:
God bless humanity.
thehappytumblr:
“Will You Still Love Me When I’m No Longer Soft Grunge” by Lana del Rey
snorlaxatives:
THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
